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The power of her femininity is disarming. Strikingly beautiful, phenomenal companion! I have been under her spell since the moment she introduced herself at the restaurant we agreed to meet.
I can go on and on about her qualities that make her truly amazing and just lovely and unique....however let me not sound like a love struck teenager any more than I already did and let me say this: I had so much fun with Tess. It was such a wonderful experience, so fulfilling in every aspect that will I not only never forget it but try to repeat it as much as I possibly can. Tess, thank you dear!
(sailortom, TBD)

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Let your imagination run as wild as you can and put together a list of qualities that would make your dream woman. Multiply each by 100, add the element of endless amount of surprise, excitement, untamed imagination: you got a pretty accurate picture. I have seen Tess on a regular basis over the course of give and take couple of years. There is no need to keep looking around, experimenting with different women every time, once you found one that exceeds all your expectations even your very own description of "the perfect woman" to begin with. Yes, not only meeting and exceeding all possible expectations, she keeps you captivated on levels that you couldn't have imagined before..once you meet Tess that's it boys, she really is an experience beyond anything of this sort. I couldn't have seen myself connecting with and enjoying another human being to this level haven't I met Tess. She truly is on a level by herself.
(flacond23, TBD)

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ABSOLUTELY THE BEST!
Beauty, Allure: head turning, top notch!
Sex appeal, Passion: heart stopping!
Intelligence: off the charts!
Charm, Charisma: more powerful than a major Hollywood Star(or Bill Clinton!)!
Talent: unbelievable!
Fun and Excitement Factor: Take your heart medicine double dose!
TESS IS BEYOND BELIEF! SIMPLY A HEART STEALER!
(globetrottingbrat, TBD)

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Oh, do I recommend Tess! It was so crazy good that I can't stop m- on the memory!
She took my breath away! Mamma mia!Tess! Beyond excellent!
(harry48, TBD)

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Tess has been the woman of my dreams, my angel, my therapist, best friend, lover... for more than a few years and there is no one way of accurately describing her other than she is without a doubt a very special woman, totally unique and definitely..unforgettable...She is worth her weight in gold..I have trouble articulating how grateful I am for what she has given me over the years and how much she means to me. Beautiful Tess...Thank you for each precious moment, thank you for being..........YOU!
(marcinluv, TBD)

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Why did I ever wait to meet the best of New York? She turned out to be the very best indeed, anywhere, period! One total package that can only be described as irresistable! It is beyond astounding to meet a woman like Tess in this business. She's got everything: world class beauty, way beyond normal intelligence, amazing personality, smoldering sexuality, fun, totally addictive good time...incredibly sensual and passionate lover! I am simply blown away! Will try and see Tess every chance I get, why settle for less as long as she will see me?
(curlybaby, TBD)

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I hit the jackpot chosing Tess! I had the most terrific time! After all said and done, is it enough to say that I too am a helpless victim of a full blown romantic infatuation? Tess is remarkable! Simply the best! I can't imagine a better experience....
(hitthejackpot, TBD)

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Absolutely gorgeous both inside and out, smart, funny, incredibly sensuous lady, absolutely amazing lover...only a few words to begin to describe Tess.....and would barely scratch the surface of what a date with her is like.. I keep yearning for our next date before my present one is over with Tess..She truly is quite special!
(ridgeman, TBD)

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Until Tess, I didn't know the meaning of a courtesan. Heck,I didn't even know the meaning of "woman"! Wow! She is simply the best, claiming anything other than this is just ridiculous. I am simply blown away!
Bored with the same old, same old, I have been looking for some class and some intelligence for a change. Proved to be a big tall order although HGH is famously proud of both! All talk and nothing...I should have insisted to see Tess before I met all VIP section of Eros on both coasts. LOL! Not only outstanding in both class and intelligence departments but also stunningly beautiful(her pictures do not do her justice which is to say something as they are the most beautiful pictures in the industry today!), sexy and extraordinarily sensual...So much so that she took my breath away! I don't know what she did to me, I still can't stop thinking, fantasizing about her although 2 weeks passed by since we spent that magical evening together. Tess is simply amazing! Simply amazing!
(meaculpa, TBD)

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Tess is simply put perfection personified to me! God should have had her as a mold to create womankind! Beautiful, maddeningly sexy, perfectly classy as a true Euro jet-setter, infinitely interesting Tess.... Sometimes sweet and innocent, sometimes sultry and seductive, sometimes intimidatingly smart, realy funny, really full of life, full of zest! Tess has too many layers to sum up in a few words. She has been away almost all summer since May and waiting for her return was almost unbearable for me as there is no other woman since I had met her a couple of years ago and still getting to know different sides of her that never cease to amaze me! Delightfully complicated said one once before, yes I agree, and delightfully unforgettable! Too easy to fall in love with yet all worth it no matter what! You are simply a fool if you still didn't get to meet this truly unique and special, wonderful woman, there is no possible comparison, never has been, for Tess stands alone in a class all of her own.
(Paul842, TBD)
 Tess

"Wow! I am absolutely blown away! Tess' intelligence, looks, humour and  passion are inrivalled combination. She is in a class of her own. Such a marvelous and sophisticated companion. Once you meet Tess, noone else will do as she is the very best that there is out there, not only in the country but worldwide. She left me breathless, intoxicated and very very impressed"
(Char96, TER)
 Tess

Tess is the ultimate fantasy! All you possibly can look for in a woman and some. Beauty, wits, charm, class with a kind heart and a super naughty alter ego, almost too good to be true! She pleased, teased, amused, delighted and left wanting more. Definitely a super experience, perfect 10!
(JPXavier, TER)

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It is difficult to write a review about Tess while trying to be cool and writing something original. All the reviews out there about her touches a part of the reality but truly putting it as she is is a true challenge, I must admit. There is so much about her that is simply out of this world, she is amazing! First impression pre-meeting: very professional and thorough, a woman of intelligence and substance, no nonsense here, yet graceful and alluring at the same time. First impression at first sight: OMG! Soooo sexy and boy oh boy, so gorgeous! First impression during the meeting: WOW! and WOW stands for what an outstanding woman! More you get to know her more you will be dazzled! Overall what I think of Tess: I have never met a woman like this in my life, simply amazing! In the class department there is none better, period! All the way, super well bred, pure class! Beauty, sex appeal and passion: there is N-O-N-E better! Brains, original and verocious intellectualism: there is definitely none better! Truly understanding what a courtesan should be like: there is none better! Kind, beautiful and generous heart: no contest anywhere! Did I mention Tess in a class of her own? Comparing her anyone out there is simply a gross insult!
(voyeurdr, TBD)

It was incredible! Tess is a beautiful (far more beautiful than her pictures on the website), exotic, sophisticated blonde with a sexy european accent and perhaps the best courtesan that has ever lived on this planet! She is an intoxicating and addictive seductress! This woman should have her own house of worship!
(acrudo1959, TER)

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"Tess lives up to all the hype and quite some more actually! I had a  fantastic time. It was intensely erotic, stimulating and fun. She simply is exquisite with a perfect body made for pleasure, sexy as hell with a face of an  angel! Sharp as a razor and witty to top it all. I am ashamed to admit I have been around with all the big names of this industry and I'll tell you this much guys: to my opinion she most certainly is the very best that is out there!"
(Shalomca2, TER)

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"I am bicoastal and I have been experimenting with the hobby only for a few months. I started with the most popular VIPs, Tess was too busy for us to get to schedule something on my previous visits to NY. So I started with the second and third choices, etc..Very expensive ladies, very ambitious and competitive, all attractive on their own right. Although nice experiences and they were really  trying, I didn't feel a particularly strong connection to any. Finally this time stars aligned and I got to meet my first choice Tess last week. How can I thank  my hunch? And my stars! LOL! That was it! Tess is fabulous! From inside out,  just fabulous! I had a fantastic time! She is a keeper and without a doubt my it  girl for as long as she will see me. Gorgeous, sexy, smart and fun! Did I  mention just fabulous! I can't wait to meet her again!
(Redsocksrule, TER)

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I would have liked to say Tess is a successful courtesan that I saw on my  last trip to NY blah blah and blah..like any other successful courtesan review  that is pretty much the same everywhere but I would be lying! Tess is a cruel  joke from Mother Nature with the sole purpose of driving men of all ages to the  point of insanity. All woman, perhaps on her late twenties to early thirties,  insanely sexy, inteligent, cultured, talented, and can bring any man to his  knees with one glance. I simply adored her!
(Hiyalance, TER)

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An evening with Tess is a sensual feast for body, mind and soul. There is  no price for what she delivers for she injected a new life in me! Although I am a member of the other board  and I reviewed quite a few ladies over the years, I chose to put this  review here out of fear of demeaning my experience with Tess with all the  graphic details. This was not a few hours spent with an escort, this was a  date with an exceptional lady that I could not have met otherwise.  Whomever you are, meeting with Tess will leave you in amazement to say the  least, intellectually, emotionally, sensually one truly outstanding  experience not to be missed! She is very unique and one delightful  delightful lady I sure will miss until my return to NY. Booked a full day  already and anticipation by itself is giving me the fuel to go on,smile on  my face all day that leaves everybody around me wonder...Lovely Tess!  Thank you darling, until next time I can only fantasize your touch, your  magical scent, your life giving kisses, your smile, your neck...your sweet  voice. A bientot!
(Kyle2go, TBD)

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Tess is my ATF without contest, my sweetheart and my conundrum. I've  now seen her perhaps a few dozen times yet each time she manages to come  with a new color in her rainbow and make the encounter totally unique.  Enchanting, captivating Tess...
(legaleagle2, TBD)

Tess

Now what Tess is doing out there is catering the best quality of filet mignon that just melts in your mouth to a bunch of McDonald's goers who haven't even had steak in their lives. That should give you an approximate grasp of why she has ever been rated any less than a perfect and absolutely wonderful 10 in this silly scale of ours which by the way is quite accurate and to the point for the average escort and any average experience. There again lays the keyword: average which by no means apply to Tess in any plane of reality for there is nothing average about this fantastic woman. I would not have insulted her by rating her if there weren't such inaccuracy out there about Tess. Tess is not to be rated in any scale for she is a lady that exceeds even the most colorful visualization of a perfect woman or any imaginable perfect experience. Therefore only 10 applies and only with apoligies because 15 is not an option.
(samyma40, TER)

Tess

Tess is a stunning European model who now is beyond any discussion a star in NY, most in demand, already surpassed any legendary beauty we have known so far....among many many gorgeous models available day and night, one must add, right? No shortage here in the Big Apple. So I wondered why. The value, beauty and quality is appearent but to be able to rise to such heights one must possess more. I took the challenge up to myself to find out and made an appointment with Tess for a whole evening, starting with dinner at her favorite French restaurant. This turned out a life altering decision. For me...Yes, don't laugh, it exactly was that! Meeting this beautiful, savory and sensitive girl, this exquisite creature of substance swept me off of my feet. She truly touched my heart. How else can you explain a cynical, grown ass man who has been around for over half a century writing such words for a professional without any shame or no blink?
(gkazal2, TER)

Tess

Tess is now the only VIP Courtesan in the nation who truly understands what a VIP courtesan means and delivers 100%..and beyond! A one in a lifetime experience!
(kgreenberg3, TBD)

Tess

It comes with no surprise to me that she is so popular, she is a genius, this girl and worth every damn penny you must spend to taste her company! She is now the sole reason why I travel to New York at least once a month. She invests a great deal of interest in getting to know you and when you show up next time she remembers every single detail of every hidden desire, fantasy, thought without any need to verbalize again. That makes you feel special and makes the bond with her even more so. She gets under your skin......
(XXXcentric2005, TER)

Tess

Let me tell you guys, if you are into quality,stunning and sexy blondes with a lovely French accent Tess is going to be your it girl without any contest and for years to come! Even if you are a brunette lover or a red head, Gosh, still no contest, not in Heaven not on Earth! Maybe some of you still don't know the difference between eating at a 5 star French restaurant versus stuffing your face with a microwave meal. After you get to meet this fantastic lady you will! And you will be a convert...
(silverdoc, TER)

Tess

Finally got to meet the ever famous Beautiful Tess of New York yesterday. It was well worth the wait! An experience the blew my mind! Chemistry was incredible! For non-members all I can say is: Sexiest woman I have ever met in person! (Monica Belucci type, all the curves in all the right places, the blonde version, YUM!!!)
(HDICKENSTHE3, TER)

Tess

Tess is gorgeous, very sexy and sensual, very well educated European lady. Very smart and truly delightful to be with . She gives a new meaning to gfe. This was not an ordinary session and certainly not an ordinary courtesan.
(JWALKER11, TER)

Tess

Awesome personality with an absolutely stunning good looks! Out of this world GFE!
(MALKR40, 2006, TER)

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U-N-B-E-L-I-E-V-A-B-L-E! Yes SHE IS! All that they say and some. This lady is FANTASTIC! True class act and a load of fun!
(JOHNJ238, TER)

Tess

I started a vigorous search before my trip to NY for a great provider I might want to meet and spend some quality time with. It had been a long time since I met a special lady. I am not too easy to please so the search took a while. Contacted only a few VIP ladies that seemed fairly smart and educated with the best of reputation also a few recommendations from friends, was still not quite sure. Then I saw Tess and surely the search ended right there. She certainly was the one. I read her website from top to buttom, all her reviews, and was quite taken to say the least. I immediately e-mailed her. She got back to me the same day and arranged an extended evening date including dinner, show and some private time together. The wait was agonizing, although I did not want to be a pest I couldn't help but call her a few times before we got together. She was very sweet and responsive, I already liked her before even I got to meet her in person. When the actual day came and she appeared at my door, I was stunned! I did not expect such beauty, I beleive my heart skiped a few beats..
(CABERNET2001, TER)

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Met Tess beginning November right before her taking off for the holidays and some other personal business she was going to tend to. Yall think it is borderline silly but I underwent a whole personal makeover before I finally met her. I have been monitoring Tess for months but for obvious reasons I have been delaying to make an appointment with her and I wanted this to be very special. I would have liked it if she did incall but she firmly refused so I made a reservation at a 5 star, ordered champagne and strawberries and hoped it would really be worth it all. OH YES!It was more than worth it! If you don't have the guts to meet a woman like Tess you definitely should not meet her because you will get instantly hooked and this little addiction could do real damage on your heart! Again, all worth it! Wonderful lady AND I had absolutely fantastic time!
(JUSTGERMANLUVNG, TER)

Tess

What can I say? I was swept away with Tess! I almost didn't make the date due to some communication problems on my end with verifications, and I wasn't sure that she would be up to it. Picked her up from the lobby, and I was floored! She was so beautiful, and showing her plunging neckline made me nearly leap out of my skin! When we got upstairs...
(Lars802, TER)

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WHY PAY TOP DOLLARS TO A HANDFUL OF AGENCIES TO HAVE ONE DECENT EXPERIENCE WITH A QUALITY LADY WHILE TESS AVAILABLE? NOT ONLY A QUALITY LADY BUT ALSO AN OUTSTANDING EXPERIENCE! Tess is a wonderful new find for me and for whomever looking for quality over quantity. She doesn't have to charge proportionate to what she has to offer as she is independent. Top quality young lady from Western Europe, delightful, smart, articulate and a ball of fire full of surprises. She aims to please and certainly loves what she does. Hands down the best experience I have ever had so far in New York, LA, even including the most gorgeous show girls in Las Vegas. Tess now is my all time favorite! What a find!
(FOURTYFIFTHBIRTHDAY, TBD)

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